WORST GAME OF THE YEAR
By Jonathan Abrams ’27
Texans vs. Jaguars-Honestly I thought this was a division 2 college football game, turns out it was a NFL game. Who even knows at this point-like a disappointing fantasy roster it’s gonna be a next year mentality except for the fact that they can’t draft a good quarterback without him throwing 4 interceptions in one game. I think that the only notable thing about the jaguars is that they have a stadium in london with the cheapest tickets after being converted to U.S. dollars after taxes and fees being over 900 for lower level seats to see a trash team play. On the other hand the Texans have nothing going for them while sitting in the shadow of “America’s team”. Whoever named that team should honestly be fired or spit upon because that name is a straight up disappointment to the state. I wouldn’t want to be represented by some bad team that couldn’t win if their life depended on it. But yet again, with both teams having a record of 2-11 somebody has to win. Even with both defenses being completely incompetent I think that it would still be a fairly low scoring game with kickers taking more priority than the quarterbacks. Then at the same time they might still be scrambling around for a better draft pick making this even more of a mess than it should be in the first place. But I think this game is mostly for social apretation from the fans because if either team loses
Creating an NFL All-Pro Teams for 2021
By Noah Liebman ‘27
Noah’s list:
QB: Patrick Mahomes
RB: Jonathan Taylor
WR: Cooper Kupp, Davante Adams, Tyreek Hill
TE: Travis Kelce
OL: Quentin Nelson, Trent Williams, Jason Kelce, Zach Martin, David Bakhtiari
DL: Aaron Donald, Myles Garrett, Cameron Jordan, Joey Bosa
LB: T.J. Watt, Darius Leonard, Fred Warner
CB: Trevon Diggs, Darius Slay
S: Derwin James, Minkah Fitzpatrick
K: Justin Tucker
P: Johnny Hekker