Articles by Audrey Blinman

The Flamingo Felony: A Narrative Mystery

This is a fictional mystery. All people, situations, circumstances and relations are fictional. It is a narrative puzzle that does not reflect on the real world. *All details are important, but bolded details are more likely to be of assistance* At 4:37 AM on November 27th in Orange County, CA, the Orange County Police Department, or OCPD, received a call from Jenna Berkowitz reporting that a body had been discovered at 005 Mill Park Lane, Orange County, CA. The body belongs to one Kenny Yulter, a man in his late 40’s, employed at the local zoo, unmarried with no children. No criminal record and in good financial state. According to neighbors, a reclusive but kind man with a good heart and a strong head. He lived alone at 005 Mill Park Lane in a cozy and well kept home. It was thought that he had a dog because of occasional…


The Friendsgiving Luncheon

As Thanksgiving approaches, Friends’ Central is having a celebration of our own. The long awaited 28th anniversary of Friendsgiving, started in 1989 by Friends’ Central’s very own Chris Rosenbaum, has finally arrived! The name “Friendsgiving” was not something that Chris thought deeply about. It seemed natural to him that the celebration should remind people of not only the name of our school, but the fact that we at Friends’ Central are all friends. Thanksgiving is the country’s holiday; Friendsgiving belongs to our community. It’s a personal way for us to connect with the students and with the faculty in a casual location, where we can all feel like we belong. The name is just yet another way to communicate that. Friendsgiving was created so that everyone can be a part of something and for us as a school to feel like a family. The lunch staff and administrators who serve…


Tragedy Strikes: Danica Roem Causes Apocalypse

  This is a satirical article. All persons mentioned, aside from Danica Roem, are fictional. All quotes and situations have been made up. The election of Danica Roem is the only true event that has actually occurred. In a once-peaceful state, there is a commotion brewing. A new state legislator for Virginia has been elected. Danica Roem, a transgender woman was running and won the election. Now, what do we see? People, running through the streets. Zombies have begun roaming the Virginian counties. Aliens, abducting people’s dogs and stealing all the plastic scissors, so that everyone has to use those annoying metal ones. Why? Danica Roem is transgender. It’s simple. She was born male, and now that she has transitioned and taken a government position, everything is wrong. Water has become solid! Dryers are becoming sentient and shrinking everyone’s clothing! We took to the streets and found some local Virginians…


Our Town: Student Review

This past weekend, the Upper school performed Thornton Wilder’s Our Town. The show illustrates the lives of the people of Grover’s Corners, a small and rather unremarkable town giving home to many rather unremarkable people. The stage manager, played by Karishma Singh, is a character who moves the audience through the plot, guiding us through significant moments and small details that help clarify the overall ideas of the show. I was fortunate enough to view this show, and while I can’t say I was incredibly excited by the prospect of a play about very ordinary people’s ordinary lives, I was met with what was a very pleasant surprise. Our Town was, in fact, incredibly thought provoking, and carried a very beautiful message. Terry Guerin, the director of the show, was met with a rather large predicament at the beginning of the year. A bout of controversy drove her to select…


Screenagers: An Editorial

On Friday, October 6th, the whole Middle School was gathered to watch Screenagers, a 2016 documentary about kids who spend too much time on their phones. Stereotypical This has been brought up a lot, but honestly, a majority movie was based on the opinion that boys play video games, and girls use social media. For example, there is not a female character who plays video games, and the only boy depicted using social media is the manipulator who asked a girl for nudes. Not only that, but even the adults in the documentary are stereotypical. Many of the moms in the film think that their child will get stalked simply because they use the internet, while most the dads are laid-back white men that don’t care about what their kids do. Not only that, but almost all of the boys are depicted as skinny kids with bad haircuts obsessed with…


Meet the New Staff!

The new school year brought many new faces to the middle school, including some new staff! Ms. Tisdale, Ms. Esformes, and Coach B. are all wonderful teachers who are joining us this year. In order to better introduce them to our community, I asked them a few questions. Coach B. Do you feel as though you have been thoroughly welcomed into this community? Yes, it’s a very welcoming community. I feel like especially when you have a small community like this, it’s easy to get to know everybody. Here, I feel like I know all my students and many of their parents, and I know the teachers well already even though it’s just a month in. What do you feel you add to this community? Well, I am the only openly LGBT staff member in the middle school, and I feel like that’s a need that needs to be filled,…


The Black Cat Crisis

We have entered into the month of October, bringing with it a new season, cooler weather, and, above all, the only day where it’s acceptable to dress up as a giant frog or a Pokémon and take people’s food. Halloween is a holiday that is generally highly anticipated, as children await the day that is sure to bring sugary treats. But with this holiday comes a true tragedy, in the form of the iconic black cat. As many people know, black cats have come to represent witchcraft, night and, in most cases, evil of some sort. Because of this, they are often associated with Halloween, and many people try to adopt black cats around the time of this holiday. Afterwards, they find themselves with a cat that they can’t or do not want to care for, and oftentimes abandon or return them. Not only that, but these animals are also…


Asia Kate Dillon and a Theory on Gender-Neutrality

A show aired on the channel Showtime now includes a non-binary character. Taylor Mason, a character on the show Billions, is a gender-neutral character whose pronouns are they, theirs, and them. The actor that plays Taylor, Asia Kate Dillon, also identifies as non-binary. They are the first gender-neutral actor playing a gender-neutral character on television, and not only that, but their performance has put them up for an Emmy nomination submission. Showtime approached Asia and told them that they were going to submit them for an Emmy nomination. The channel asked Asia how they would like to be submitted, as an actor or an actress. Dillon was conflicted about how they would like to be entered, and so wrote a letter to the Emmys in order to sort out exactly what the two categories meant. The Emmys responded saying that any eligible performer may be entered in either category for…


Balancing Fat Acceptance and the Health Craze

In the media, we are seeing more and more of people with varying shapes and sizes. The fat acceptance movement¹ is an ongoing movement trying to decrease the anti-fat bias held by much of society, as well as by many media companies. While it is a very criticized campaign, it is also widely praised; it is supposed to decrease stress around body image, and, because stress is a prominent factor in obesity, has proven effective. Even with this happening, we are also seeing a lot of “healthier” food and dieting options aimed towards losing weight. The contradicting developments both seem very positive in all senses, but in actuality neither are improving things. Instead, they have created two completely opposite poles while simultaneously focusing on exactly the wrong topics. Fat acceptance and “health” promotions are both about weight, when in actuality they should simply be about health. Health is a complicated topic….


Request for Submissions

Hello! The poetry submissions we received for National Poetry Month were magnificent, and so the newspaper has decided to continue accepting submissions. We’re also expanding our borders and accepting short stories as well. The length of the short stories may range from 500 words to 2000 words (small exceptions within 30 words may be made). The directions are the same as the National Poetry Month article. Please write and edit your piece, and email it to msnews@friendscentral.org. You must include the following:   Your name Your grade Genre (short stories) Anonymous or not   If you would like your piece to be completely anonymous, you may drop it in a paper format in Ms. Kenealy’s room. However, we will not reveal your identity if you choose for it to be anonymous in your email. Once we have five submissions, we will publish the collection. Thank you!


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