Football Week 8 Jonathan: 5-2 Max: 4-3 Noah: 4-3 Jonah: 6-1 Headlines this week Patrick Mahomes is terrible!? Lions do everything, still lose!  Jonathan Gannon is so bad, Eagles fans are begging for Chip Kelly! Giants have finally found someone worse than them!  The AFC South is the new NFC East. The NFC East is still the NFC Least. The Bears need Montgomery back, maybe at QB!? Jackson Mahomes needs to chill. Josh Norman’s career is just to give people highlights. Cooper Kupp is really good at football.   Eagles vs. Lions by Anonymous Source (This fan is not an eagles fan which is why we kept them anonymous) Both of these teams are trash. The Lions lost all of their games. They can not win a single game. They are going to go winless like what they did in 2008. That only happened three other times, to the Browns…

NFL week 9 Texans vs. Dolphins (Noah) Browns vs. Bengals (Jonathan)    Texans vs. Dolphins  By Noah Liebman ‘27 Welcome to the 1-7 bowl where the teams are bad but the game will be worse. The Dolphins won by 1 point in week 1 against the Patriots since then they have lost to the Falcons, Colts and Jaguars. Yeah they lost to the Jaguars. They couldn’t trade for Deshaun Watson which might have won them one more game, maybe two. Now the Dolphins are hopeless. The Texans also haven’t won since week 1. Their QB is Davis Mills. They couldn’t trade Deshaun Watson at the trade deadline. They might never win a game again if they lose this week. At some point the NFL should do the right thing and deband the Texans and add an expansion team because the Texans probably couldn’t beat most college teams. I think the…

Written by: Jonah Casel ’27 Jonah’s NHL Preview As the NHL season is starting, me and countless other hockey fans are getting very excited for the season to come. There are many players looking to show how good they can be, and every team is already looking for the magical playoff spot that only few get. Here is my opinion on all of the NHL teams at the start of this hockey season.   Anaheim Ducks The Ducks are in an interesting spot. They have multiple good rookies, such as Trevor Zegras and Jamie Drysdale, but other than that, the core of the team is exactly the same as last season! The top three forwards are fine, but after that, they’ve got nothing! Arizona Coyotes The Arizona Coyotes might not be in Arizona after this year. Their fans just don’t come to their games, and they’re going downhill. They had…

Noah’s NBA preview for newspaper Written by: Noah Liebman ’27   Champions: The Bucks I think that the Bucks will win the championship this year because of one word: Giannis. I think he is the best player in the NBA and I don’t think there is anyone who can stop him. He is only 26 and he was on the NBA 75 list which listed the top 75 players in NBA history. If he could shoot from the three point line a bit better he would be one of the greatest NBA players of all time. The Bucks supporting cast is also really good and they are a very deep team.   MVP: Paul George  I know this seems like a long shot but I think with Kawhi out for most or all of the year I think Paul George will join the NBA’s elite. I think he can beat…